Instead of elections, we are having a rAAFfle to determine the new president.

(Not really. I just needed a clever subject line.)

Hello, my favorite godless heathens! Mark Twain once said, "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company", and, seeing as you're all definitely going to Hell with me, he would be very much correct. This week's meeting will be in our usual location and time, Thursday, April 29, 7PM, 229 Natural History Building.

This week's meeting will be a combination Pizza Party/Elections (we gotta get you guys to come to our very last meeting and vote somehow...). I have explained the election process in previous emails, so for reference look there. If you are interested, I again implore you to consider running! Competition is always a good thing, and being an officer is quite the rewarding experience. If you are interested in running but don't, you will regret it the rest of your life, and, on top of that, when you are in Hell with me I will constantly make fun of you.

After the meeting, we will be heading over to Murphy's, but then, at 10:00, in response to the recent death threats to the creators of South Park and to promote free speech, will be chalking the quad with stick figures of a certain religious figure, before going back to Murphy's (of course). Feel free to see details and join the facebook event here. If you happen to have chalk feel free to bring some too, since at this point it's coming out of the officers' pockets. Thanks to John for the idea!

We've got a lot of things going on before the end of the year is up! Stuff yourself with as much AAF as you can so you can properly hibernate from us over the summer.

Wednesday, April 28th: Panel Discussion! It will be held in Altgeld room 314, from 7-9PM. The AAF members representing us will be Bob!, Payel, Ed, Mike, and Karthik. They have done quite a bit of preparation, and it is bound to be quite entertaining! Please come and help represent us! Here's the link to the facebook event. And here's a link to our blog where we talk more about it.
Thursday, April 29th: Meeting at 7PM, where we will do elections and pizza party! Then at 10PM we will be chalking the quad. See link in description above for details.
Wednesday, May 5th: Second Semesterly AAF Barcrawl! Wear your AAF t-shirts and come celebrate with us what a great year we've had. Facebook event will be appearing soon.

That's all! Hope to see you at our LAST AAF MEETING EVER for Franklin :(

~AAF